Princess Needs Help: Bank of Africa in Dire Straits

I wanted to write something snazzy today, but I can't. Not yet. Not until I've helped Princess Kabbah and Alhaji Danco, two individuals frantic for my assistance. Apparently the princess is 24, very single, and very eager to make my acquaintance. I'm so excited! A real princess! I'll definitely have to remove her from my spam filter.

Not to be outdone, Mr. Danco is the Bank and Exchange Manager for the Bank of Africa (BOA--not the constrictor type). He's found a huge sum of money he needs me to help him invest. Yes, he wants my help, because though I majored in English, I also have mad financial skills. (Guess I won't tell him I can't even do my taxes without Turbo Tax.)

So forgive me for not posting anything of substance today, but a princess and the Bank of Africa are depending on me.