Friday, August 17, 2007

Food For Thought

First, I'd like to direct you to Samhain's blog, where I'm today's guest host. My topic is Food for Thought, about how food relates to characters in the books we read. And I've added a recipe for an outstanding and easy to make chocolate trifle. YUM! That said, I just had to post this joke. It's too funny. Enjoy!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her and kisses her neck. Then he gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husand tells his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he get angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey, I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay. He thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.

I love you too!!"

Happy Friday!!!

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