
This is going to be a Raven's Brew, Breakfast Blend week. Light, full bodied, and satisfying. Yum. I'm using my coffee press because my freaking Mr. Coffee broke. Yep. Another year, another coffee maker down the @##!%%& drain. sigh. At least I've got the caffeine jolting my system. Enough to let me cover this interesting topic:
REVIEWS.
I'm not talking reviews from review sites, from folks used to reading and commenting on romance and books in general. And I'm not even talking about my books in particular, though I will mention one or two instances that have made me laugh.
If you've ever read Amazon reviews, you'll find the gamut of honest reviews to those from readers with an axe to grind. I recently read a review done for a friend of mine. She received a one star because the reviewer was ticked off at ALL the books she'd been reading with spelling errors. The reviewer went on to say she liked the book, loved the characters and plot, but she didn't like the many typos (which I still couldn't see, and I read the same book) in my friend's book. So one star. I get that this reviewer is tired of poor editing and that she's trying to make a statement, but at my friend's expense? And trust me, after reading it, she poured over the book looking for the typos. She found two, and she's still baffled at the one star.
I've been dinged for stories where a reviewer mentions characters not in the book. Not misspelled character names, but wrong characters completely. I've also read where readers mention they wish the story they'd read was longer than a novella, when the story is in fact a novel, over 60K words. (??) Recently, I had a reader upset with the "surprising" gay content in a Dawn Endeavor book. Yet in the very blurb on Amazon, it clearly states--
Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content, graphic language, and situations that some readers may find objectionable: Anal play/intercourse, male/male sexual practice, ménage (m/f/m), sex while in shifted form. I'm always fascinated by readers who are angry that the novellas or short stories they

buy aren't longer. I'm a reader too, and I buy a lot of books. I don't buy a short story, an Ellora's Cave Quickie or a Lust Bites from TEB, expecting huge character depth, backstory and 300+ pages. I'm not upset when I don't get these things. Yet I see readers time and time again complain about short length, which makes me question, then why buy the book?
Hey, I'm all for a quality story. Sure it's annoying to buy a book, even for a $1.50, and get a story that lacks. But honestly, do you really expect
War and Peace in a short story that is barely more than 40 pages long?
And what about scathing reviews? Hateful, mean-spirited commentary on the authors and their books? Perhaps those reviewers feel betrayed that the book they'd hoped to read didn't measure up. I've read more than my share of books that disappointed me, but I haven't trashed the authors. Maybe I'm more sensitive because I'm an author, but I just don't see the point of so much negativity. If I don't like the book, I don't recommend it. If I like it, I tell everyone I know to
read this book...
Personally, I don't review a lot of books. So when I do, it's because I'm moved by the material. Which makes me think that even negative reviews must mean that the reviewers were moved--good or bad--by the book in question.
But the real question remains...how many of us buy books
based on reviews? I do, depending upon the comments accompanying the review. I think reviews carry weight, and I'm always surprised by people who claim reviews don't mean a thing. I'm not talking about a book by your favorite author, but how about a new author or a new book? Then do reviews count, do you think? Curious...